Todays Earthquake Minute, With 2:00 Earthquake Capsule Scripts:

NOTE: The 2:00pm Capsule actually aired more like 3:30 due to a live band playing in-house at 2:00, and Earthquake Minute has been updated to include all the ad-libing:

2:00pm "Earthquake Capsule"

Typhoon Soudelor is making landfall at Taiwan Right This MINUTE!!! With 150 Mile Per Hour winds right in the middle of that Island!!!

Hopefully missing a lot of the more heavily populated parts of the island!!! Disaster Impending there!!! Anddddddddd Major Earthquakes tend to follow such HUGE Landfalls!!!!!

Tune in for Earthquake Minute between 4:15 and 4:30 because. . . . . I’ll Be Back!!!!!


"Earthquake Minute"
JAG: It is 4:20 and time for an "EQ MINUTEEEEE"!!!
EQ Guy: Magnificent Introduction, there, Jag! Good to see you again!
JAG: What do you think the Richter Scale was on that?
EQ Guy: It's up there. . . like a lot of other stuff that's going on in the world of earthquakes. . .
Hi, EQ Guy Here
Right now, as we speak, Typhoon Soudelore is making landfall at Taiwan (I'm Sorry to say) and the 150 Mile Per Hour winds are LASHING the 13,000 Foot Mountain Range right in the middle of that Island!!! Hopefully missing a lot of the more heavily populated parts of the island. . . But this landfall WILL GENERATE the Next one of those Massive Earthquake and possibly Tsunami Disasters (Like I told you before the Kathmandu Earthquake) and it is looking like SANTIAGO, CHILEEEEEE!!!!!
JAG: Oh, No!!!
EQ Guy: Could be like 7.5 Richters or Larger!!!

Last Week, Jag, I meant to say Martineque and the town Is Saint Pierre, I think I said like Montserrat, or something else.
JAG: Yeah!
EQ Guy: Anyways the town of Saint Pierre was destroyed by a volcano, 30,000 dead all except there was one prisoner in a jail cell who survived that, ah. . .
JAG: That attack of Mother Nature!
EQ Guy: Probably covered the town in lava but ironically one prisoner, that is a comment on reality the prisoner survived.
JAG: How did he finally get out?
EQ Guy: Just from memory, I think the story was the lava all missed him because it was concrete and brick building and everything else was made of wood and I'm sorry to say all the other people in that town and the surrounding communities were lost!
JAG: Oh, no, that's horrible.
EQ Guy: So, keep watching THAT region (Again) in the Caribbean. . . And YES, (As you asked me last week) Barbados, Antigua, Barbuda, French Guianna and Haiti, too!!!
Big News Today is Typhoon Soudelorrrrr!!!!

Huge Typhoon, means HUGE Earthquakes once again!!!!!

I’m The EQ Guy and this has been. . . Earthquake Minute!!!!!
JAG: YES!!! It sure has! Thank-You very much, EQ Guy, as always wonderful to hear those updates!