Friday, August 14, 2015

Earthquake Minute: August 14, 2015, UPDATED With All The Ad-Libbed Dialogue:

Hi, EQ Guy Here!!!
This Just In: (From this morning) There was a 2.7 Richters Earthquake that struck 10 Miles West of Newark, New Jersey and we HAVE BEEN Watching our East Coast for something in the area of 7 Richters!!! (We're gonna be expecting earthquakes like this) We WILL NEED to keep watching because they DO get Major Earthquakes out East on occasion and that alert runs through September First and includes East Coast and Caribbean!!! Watching for 7 Richters, Possible Tsunami, Possible Volcano for SOME. . . Of those Regions you know!!! There's a lot happening out there and that 2.7 New Jersey might be an indication that something's going to shake in the Caribbean!
ALSO: Tajikistan, Russia, and Santiago, Chile!!! WILL Probably ALL get Earthquakes. . . I've thought about this and when there this much earthquake energy from that landfall at Japan, they'll probably ALL get 7.9 Richters Earthquakes and the Pacific Islands out there, too, the same as all the foreshocks to Kathmandu!!!
THE REAL JAGUAR: Oh, Yeah!!!
The EQ Guy: They were shaking in the Pacific Islands, and New Zealand and all of these will be getting earthquakes! AND on a side-note: The prisoner who survived that Volcano at Martinique in 1902 where 30,000 died. ..JAGUAR: Yeah, EQ Guy: He Survived BECAUSE he was in Solitaire Confinement!!!
THE REAL JAGUAR: Ohhhhh!!! Looks like that jail cell is still there from 1902 and it is a tourist attraction!
THE REAL JAGUAR: I guess it's not always the worst place to be, huh!?
EQ GUY: Yes, I guess that is a comment on. . . I can't say whether it's right or wrong but they threw him in solitaire and he lived!!!
I’m The EQ Guy. . . This Has Been Earthquake Minute!!!
THE REAL JAGUAR: Well, Thanks for keeping us up to the minute!!!

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