Earthquake Minute During Summer Pledge Drive on June 5, 2015

THIS FIRST PORTION WE KIND OF REHEARSED AND THEN THIS DUDE WALKS IN AS WE WERE DOING OUR REHEARSED BIT AND I HAD TO QUICKLY AD-LIB AS BEST I COULD:

JAG: Hey, we got EQ Guy here, Hey EQ Guy,
HEIDI: Hey EQ Guy
EQ GUY: Hey Jaguar, Hey Heidi
JAG: How’s it going
EQ GUY: Alright!
DUDE: Did you guys do that Volcano Report yet?
JAG: Volcano report? What are you talking about?
HEIDI: Who is this guy?
EQ GUY: Let me correct that, Jag, everything IS going ok but all heck is about to break loose out in California. You want that info?
JAG: Yeah, lets hear about that info.

THIS IS THE POINT WHERE THE FOLLOWING PRE-WRITTEN SCRIPT WAS MORE OR LESS FOLLOWED ON-THE-AIR Live by EQ Guy:

Hi, This is your old Buddy The EQ Guy Here!!! And Today I mostly want to take a moment to ask ALL of you out there listening today to Call RIGHT NOW!!! (608) 256-2001, And remember all of the Times my Earthquake Minute has let you know AHEAD of time before a lot of those Major Earthquakes such as New Zealand and Kathmandu actually struck!!! Call now (608) 256-2001, and Pledge a couple of dollars to WORT-FM and Help out my friend Jaguar here by WHEN the Phone answerer asks your favorite shows Make SURE you say Earthquake Minute!!! And you can call all through the next hour for me, too, because that’s me running that show, too!!! EQ Guy, as always, Saying Thank-You, for listening to Earthquake Minute!!!

Then, CUT-TO:

JAG: Well Thank-You very much, EQ Guy
HEIDI: (Claps Hands) Yeah!!!!!
JAG: Thank-You EQ Guy, but can you give us a “Earthquake Minute” too? We got one more minute!!!
EQ Guy: That’s Right there are earthquakes coming, we want you to call 256-2001 and pledge.
HEIDI: But we want to know about the earthquakes.
EQ GUY: Listen up. . .that landfall that’s coming up,
JAG: Yeah,
EQ GUY: Of Hurricane Blanco, this weekend, Southern Tip of. . .
JAG: Baja,
EQ GUY: Baja California Peninsula, Mexico, will mean earthquakes for Mexico and California! Current winds, you guys, is over a hundred miles an hour.
JAG: Oh my gosh!
EQ GUY: Lots of damage if it makes landfall like it’s going to and it does lots of damage. . . It’s going to mean lots of earthquakes! Stay tuned, and watch those areas for earthquakes, especially Los Angeles, and San Francisco! I’m sorry to say there could be earthquakes headed for that areas.
HEIDI: Thank-You so much!